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Microsoft is celebrating Home windows 11’s launch with a freaking NFT

Windows 11 live concert ad

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Home windows 11 is out immediately, and Microsoft is celebrating the launch in all types of how. There is a massive Occasions Sq. advert, some Home windows 11-branded ice cream, and a completely wild light-up takeover of the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, however none of that ready me for the livestream Microsoft is holding tonight to shut out launch day. At 5 pm PST Microsoft’s streaming Elevenation, a “6D musical expertise” starring musicians Tate McRae and Allen Stone. And what 6D musical expertise can be full with out an NFT?

That is proper: Microsoft’s making an NFT to have fun the launch of an working system, which strikes me as a licensed ‘How do you do fellow children?’ transfer if ever there was one. The website for the launch occasion is gentle on particulars: the FAQ helpfully poses the query “What’s the Home windows 11 NFT?” after which supplies this as a solution: 

“The Home windows 11 NFT is a one-of-a-kind cryptographic token that lives in your digital pockets and unlocks precious experiences and rewards.”

The 6D expertise additionally appears to easily be a livestream with a number of digicam angles to select from, so sadly it is nonetheless only a boring ol’ 3D live performance you may be watching on a 2D display screen. Sorry, of us—Microsoft hasn’t revolutionized science and arithmetic to convey you this occasion.

What “precious experiences and rewards” might the Home windows 11 NFT be promising, I’m wondering? An unique wallpaper? A enjoyable avatar of Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella singing a duet with Tate McRae? A assured waste of everybody’s time and our planet’s assets? We’ll discover out quickly sufficient.

Wes Fenlon

Wes has been protecting video games and {hardware} for greater than 10 years, first at tech websites like The Wirecutter and Examined earlier than becoming a member of the PC Gamer group in 2014. Wes performs just a little little bit of all the things, however he’ll at all times leap on the probability to cowl emulation and Japanese video games. When he isn’t obsessively optimizing and re-optimizing a tangle of conveyor belts in Passable (it is actually turning into an issue), he is most likely enjoying a 20-year-old RPG or some opaque ASCII roguelike. With a deal with writing and enhancing options, he seeks out private tales and in-depth histories from the corners of PC gaming and its area of interest communities. 50% pizza by quantity (deep dish, to be particular). blind fold fuck. queen of bath sheeba nude. sexvid block head.